As I sit, here at my kitchen table in a very suburban and bourgeois locale somewhere near Princeton, a masochistic satisfaction has taken hold of me, surrounded by the paraphernalia of my upcoming enslavement to a single, unified, and laborious paper-writing process: the thesis. Maybe as a means to preserve this beginning moment for myself, so that I might look back fondly upon it in future years, or perhaps to share the mound of work, at least metaphorically, with those of you enjoying a voyeuristic pleasure in my pain, I will document here what I perceive to be the major milestones of the process.
The subject of the thesis will be a monograph of the life of one of the Prophet Muhammad’s more scurrilous Companions, al-Mughirah ibn Shu’bah, who was a very early convert to Islam but was also involved in one of its more spectacular and formative legal/moral cases. More to follow, in future installments of this thesis-production narrative, on al-Mughirah and his doings. Now, onward to the writing process itself, onward to the first of the milestones I plan to document.
What more necessary milestone can there be than a beginning? And how better to capture it than with a photograph, a tableaux of the materials, most of them visible, that I have heaped around me to spur me toward beginning this paper’s production?
Here I list the visible and invisible elements of this project, in order of importance:
1. Computer. Modern man cannot write, let alone research, without said device. My choice: a slightly feminine but perfectly serviceable white MacBook. Unseen on the computer are perhaps 30+ files and scans from various encyclopedias that will contribute to the project, along with an entire searchable Arabic-language database of scholarly works that I will (at some time in the nebulous future) exhaust of all references to my subject.
2. Coffee. ‘Nuf said. Cup courtesy Anthropologie, though meant to match a small collection of blue-glazed crockery purchased in Morocco and Oman.
3. Books: Most of this is background reading, rather than primary sources. The primary sources will be in Arabic and I will access them online, for the most part, verifying them in volumes kept at Princeton’s library. A preliminary search tells me that al-Mughirah is mentioned directly, in various hadith traditions, about a dozen times. These secondary sources, along with primary-sources exegesis from later (but still rather Medieval) Islamic theologians and historians, supplement the direct mentions of al-Mughirah only partially. The rest of his life I plan to reconstruct via hypotheses I derive from what various factions or various armies were doing during the blank spaces in his life. Today my goal is to put all of these secondary sources into a bibliography and, maybe also, to comb through indices and mark/excerpt the direct mentions of al-Mughirah that each book contains.
4. Stick-’em notes. An archaic tool, but necessary. When I have indexed a direct mention of al-Mughirah, I don’t want to have to go through the process of looking it up again. I will therefore both a). copy the specific mention into a word document arranged by subject or time-period and b). affix a stick-’em note to the original page so that I can find the quote quickly in its larger context if necessary at a later time.
5. Example theses. My advisor provided two example theses from recent MA candidates. I’m going to double check the formatting of their bibliographies prior to creating my own. In the end, hopefully minus coffee stains, my thesis will look as fat and happy (and professional) as these two do.
6. Chair, table, and especially cushion on chair. The writer requires a certain degree of comfort. But not TOO MUCH comfort. The cushion eases the pain of a flat wooden surface squashing buttocks. The table and chair will keep the writer more alert than, say, the couch or the nice big leather arm chair just purchased for more leisurely reading. Chair/table/placemats/seat cushions courtesy IKEA.
7. Woven baskets on wall. No direct correlation with the thesis, other than ambiance in an otherwise milquetoast white pre-fab house. Baskets from Nizwa, or perhaps from Morocco. I forget.
8. Voo-doo doll. (Parti-colored feathers visible between largest stack of books and copies of previous theses). Just in case.