If the rather disparate ideas of swimming, wading, dog-bathing, or skateboarding in an empty, frigid, December fountain plaza in the middle of an Ivy League campus ever occur to you: please don’t.
First of all, the nice people in charge here at Princeton have put up a very explicit sign forbidding such conduct. (Note the word PROHIBITED is in all-caps.)
Second, they’ve erected an enormous procession of Chinese Zodiac-themed statues overlooking the potential location of your chicanery. Leering and toothy, these figures seem like they have been placed here just to ensure, in case you’ve missed the sign, that the bejesus will be scared out you. Any crazy thoughts of splashing around in the waterless fountain will safely subside after you glance up from your frolic to notice twelve sets of beady eyes and bronzed teeth (is the rabbit the scariest of them all?) staring at you.
However you look at it, it’s a little weird, a little NQR.