I’m tempted to write nothing to accompany this, the NQR factor being quite obvious on its own. Saw it on a message board while walking into class today. Had to take a picture. Had to share. (Hovercat controlling my mind with his beady and unflinching stare?)
— My choice of overlord matters to me. With Hovercat I can be sure that I am choosing a reliable source of guidance for myself and for future generations.
— FACT: Plagued by red lasers? Hovercat is committed to finding and punishing those responsible. Finally, leadership we can believe in.
— As a sign of Hovercat’s eternal generosity, kindly take a mustache.